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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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