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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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