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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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