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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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