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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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