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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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