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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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