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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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