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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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