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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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