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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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