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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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