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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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