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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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