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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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