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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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