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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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