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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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