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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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