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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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