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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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