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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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