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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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