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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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