Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.