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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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