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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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