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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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