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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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