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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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