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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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