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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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