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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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