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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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