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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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