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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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