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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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