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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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