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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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