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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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