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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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