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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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