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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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