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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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