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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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