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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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