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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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