Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.