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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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