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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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