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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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